Time Out Tuesday

TBA was created to encourage educators and parents. Sometimes we need a little refreshment as we follow our heart's passion to teach. Therefore, we will be hosting a weekly event- Time Out Tuesday. This event can include personal stories, book reviews, poems, photos, jokes, favorite quotes and passages, video, songs, etc. Anything that can bring a smile to another teacher's face will work.☺

Everyone can participate! Even if you do not have a blog, you can leave a comment during these linky parties to share your encouraging ideas with others.

Just is case you are in need of some laughs today, I 'd like to share with you some comments made by elementary children contemplating marriage. 
Enjoy!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 
After having four sons, I'd have to agree with this one.

What are some funny things your kids/students have said?

4 comments:

  1. I love this! I'm getting married this weekend, so my fiancee and I got a kick out of it! Thank you :)

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  2. HAHHAHAHA! thanks for the laugh! I LOVE the "how can you tell if two people are married", cracked me up! And I'm pretty sure this was my boyfriend at age 10 "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."...

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  3. Made me laugh out loud! Thanks a lot for sharing!

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  4. Congrats Sara! As long as you keep the chips and dip coming, you will be married forever! ☺

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Thank you!