How do you know you are a teacher?

You might be a teacher if...

by Jeff Foxworthy 

1. You get a secret thrill out of laminating things.
2. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line. 
3. You think caffeine should be available in an intravenous form. 
4. You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period. 
5. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
6. You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least 5 items! 
7. You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off.”
8. You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside. 
9. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public. 
10. You understand, instantaneously, why a child behaves in a certain way after meeting his/her parents!

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